Good Heavens, Television Is Something

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?