Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

I Don't Want To Grow Old Gracefully. I Want To Put Up A Bit Of A Fight.

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.

Ambition Can Take The Place Of Everything - Even Sex.