Government Is Not Show Business.

Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

You'd Rather Have Nothing Than Settle For Less.

In A Way, I'd Rather Ride Down The Street On A Camel Than Give What Is Sometimes Called An In-depth Interview. I'd Rather Ride Down The Street On A Camel Nude. In A Snowstorm. Backwards.

I'm Not Going To Call A Dog "dog." I Suppose If She Were A Baby You'd Cal Her "person."

Just Because You Need A Quart Of Milk Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Out And Buy A Whole Cow.