Great Nations Of The World

By The Grace Of God, We Won The Cold War.

Please Don't Ask Me To Do That Which I've Just Said I'm Not Going To Do, Because You're Burning Up Time. The Meter Is Running Through The Sand On You, And I Am Now Filibustering.

Each Of The Patriots Whom We Remember On This Day Was First A Beloved Son Or Daughter, A Brother Or Sister, Or A Spouse, Friend, And Neighbor.

There Are Things We Can Do To Give Us A Little More Attention.... I've Got To Look More Frantic.

Study Hard; And You Might Grow Up To Be President. But Let's Face It: Even Then, You'll Never Make As Much Money As Your Dog.