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The True Object Of Human Life Is Play.

The Old Religionist Cried Out For His God. The New Religionist Cries Out For Some God To Be His.

Everyone Seems To Assume That The Unscrupulous Parts Of Journalism Will Be The Frivolous Or Jocular Parts. This Is Against All Ethical Experience. Jokes Are Generally Honest. Complete Solemnity Is Almost Always Dishonest. The Writer Of The Snippet Merely Refers To A Frivolous And Fugitive Fact In A Frivolous And Fugitive Way. The Writer Of The Leading Article Has To Write About A Fact He Has Known For 20 Minutes As Though He Has Studied It For 20 Years.

A Puritan Is A Person Who Pours Righteous Indignation Into The Wrong Things.

A Great Curse Has Fallen Upon Modern Life With The Discovery Of The Vastness Of The Word Education.