Guns Are Our Friends Because

Whenever A Liberal Begins A Peevish Complaint With A Throat-clearing Equivocation Like, "of Course, We All Agree," Your Antennae Should Go Up. This Is How Liberals Couch Statements They Assume All Americans Would Demand They Make, But Which They Secretly Chafe At.

They Spent The Night In Jail, Where Their Progressive Views On Gay Marriage Served Them Well.

As Soon As The Subject Moves To Tv Shows And Movies, I'm A Total Failure. And I'd Been Paying For All Those Premium Channels For Years, But Recently Cancelled Them, Since I Never Watched Any Of Those Networks.

Liberals Love America Like O.j. Loved Nicole

Once Man's Connection To The Divine Is Denied, You Can Reason Yourself From Here To Anywhere.