H Is For Hardware Store:

...it Gives You The Impression That Every Day Is Sunday.

If There Is A Supreme Being, He's Crazy.

I'm Not An Actress, I'm A Personality.

It Is My Private Life Which No One Knows Anything About, Nor Ever Will. It Needs More Than Half My Time If It Is To Be A Success.

What A Man Notices First About A Woman Is Whether She Notices Him.