Habitual Intoxication Is The Epitome

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

Religion Is In The Heart, Not In The Knees.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

That Man Is Thought A Dangerous Knave, Or Zealot Plotting Crime, Who For Advancement Of His Kind Is Wiser Than His Time.

He Who Owns The Soil, Owns Up To The Sky.