Half My Life Is An

Nothing Moves At The Hotel New Hampshire! We're Screwed Down Here-for Life!

Half My Life Is An Act Of Revision; More Than Half The Act Is Performed With Small Changes.

Kids Are Perfect People Till Grownups Get Their Hands On Them.

You Live Your Life At The Time You Live It -- You Don't Have Much Of An Overview When What's Happening To You Is Still Happening.

I Believe In Rules Of Behavior, And I'm Quite Interested In Stories About The Consequences Of Breaking Those Rules.