Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat.

Somebody Informed Me Recently That The Key To Every Art, From Writing To Gardening To Sculpture, Is Creativity. I Beg To Differ.

Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

Mozart Combined High Formality And Playfulness That Delights As No Other Composition In Any Other Medium Does.

Certainly People Have Said A Lot Of Deeply Unfortunate And Stupid Things In Southern Accents, But That Doesn't Mean There's Anything Wrong With The Accent Itself.

I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.