Hank, When People Call People

And Since She Drove To Work Every Morning, I Could Only Use The Car On Weekends. Well, Weekends And The Middle Of The Goddamned Night.

Waffles Are Just Awesome Bread.

You Say You're Not Special Because The World Doesn't Know About You, But That's An Insult To Me. I Know About You.

Because You're My Friend, Wingnut.

As Lives Go, I'll Take The Quietly Desperate Over The Radically Bipolar.