Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Going To Our School Is An Education In Itself Which Is Not To Be Confused With Actually Getting An Education.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Sometimes, When You Walk By The Home Of The Girl You Love, You Can See Her Standing By The Window... She Waves At You, And You Wave Back... But It's Her Grandmother.

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?