Happiness Is The Interval Between

You Want To Know Whether I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do Not Believe In Them. If You Had Known As Many Of Them As I Have, You Would Not Believe In Them Either.

Honesty Is A Good Thing, But It Is Not Profitable To Its Possessor Unless It Is Kept Under Control.

A Sequel Is An Admission That You've Been Reduced To Imitating Yourself.

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday.

I Love You As New Englanders Love Pie!