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After That, Anytime She Caught Me Near A Kitchen She’d Start In On Me. So I Have An Automatic Sphincter Clench Any Time I Reach For A Pan. (devyn)

Kicking A Police Car? Really?' Caleb Shrugged. 'car Offended Me. It Was Sitting Right Where I Wanted To Stand. What Would You Do?

Cassandra Sat On The Floor With Chris And Kat, Playing Life. They Had Tried To Play Trivial Pursuit Earlier Only To Learn That A Dark-hunter And An Immortal Handmaiden To A Goddess Had A Decidedly Unfair Advantage Over Cassandra And Chris. In Life, The Only Thing That Mattered Was Luck.’ (cassandra)

I’m Not Dead Yet. It’s All Good. (omari) Good. That Whole Spontaneous Combustion Thing Can Be A Real Buzzkill. Ruins Your Clothes, Too. (nero)

Unfortunately, I Saw A Side Of Humanity I Wish I'd Remained Blissfully Ignorant Of, Including One Driver Who Threw A Bottle At Me While I Was Walking My Baby To The Doctor On The Side Of The Road And Yelled Out Insults. Nurses Who Made Nasty Comments About How I Should Get A Job (i Was Working Two Of Them, In Addition To Being A Published Author). It Wasn't That I Didn't Have A Job And Wasn't Working. The Jobs In Backwoods Mississippi Didn't Pay Enough To Cover Living Expenses.