Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.