Haste Is Of The Devil.

Religion Is A Conceited Effort To Deny The Most Obvious Realities.

The Best Teacher Of Children, In Brief, Is One Who Is Essentially Childlike.

The Worshiper Is The Father Of The Gods.

Capital Punishment Has Probably Been Responsible For A Good Deal Of Human Progress. The Overwhelming Majority Of Those Executed Were Of The Sort Whose Departures For Bliss Eternal Improved The Average Intelligence And Decency Of The Race.

If I Had My Way, Any Man Guilty Of Golf Would Be Barred From Any Public Office In The United States And The Families Of The Breed Would Be Shipped Off To The White Slave Corrals Of Argentina.