Hate Crimes Are The Scariest

I Can Trust My Friends... These People Force Me To Examine Myself, Encourage Me To Grow.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

Sometimes I Don't Tell The Truth, Which Is Telling The Truth About Not Telling The Truth. I Think People Don't Tell The Truth When They're Afraid That Something Bad's Going To Happen If They Tell The Truth. I Say Things All The Time That I Could Really Get Into Trouble For, But They Kind Of Blow Over.

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.

I'm Just The Worst Little Buddhist In Town.