Have You Seen That Show

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Wonder If In 2050 There Will Be A Movie Called, 'dude, Where's My Spaceship'

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.