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At Parties, Everyone Always Thinks I'm Drinking, But Actually I Rarely Drink. I Live On Energy Drinks, Basically. I Love Vitamin Water.

I Have So Many Great Things Going On In My Life That I Don't Need To Pay Attention To Some Writer.

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

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