He Isn't Stupid, But His

If I'm Walking On Thin Ice, I Might As Well Dance My Way Across

...though Drowned Was Just As Dead As Any Other Way Of Dying.

... Sometimes Good People [are] Helpless... Terrible Things Happen... To Good People... There [are] Sad Endings As Well As Happy Ones.

Getting Angry Over Something That Won't Change Is Like Seeing What Happens If You Hit Your Hand With A Hammer Over And Over Again, And Being Surprised Each Time When It Hurts. So You Might As Well Stop Doing It.

How Dare The Villainous Cads Be As Clever As The Heroes.