He Laughs Best Who Laughs

Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.

R.i.p. A Careless Abbreviation Of "requiescat In Pace", Attesting To Indolent Goodwill To The Dead. According To The Learned Dr. Drigge, However, The Letters Originally Meant Nothing More Than "reductus In Pulvis".

Imbecility, N. A Kind Of Divine Inspiration, Or Sacred Fire Affecting Censorious Critics Of This Dictionary.

A Lottery Is A Tax On Stupidity.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.