He Laughs Best Whose Laugh

There Are Some Men Who In A Fifty-fifty Proposition Insist On Getting The Hyphen Too.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has Much More Patience.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

The Problem With Temptation Is That You May Not Get Another Chance.