He Looked As Though His

I've Wasted A Lot Of Time Pretending To Be Interested In People Who Weren't Terribly Interesting.

It's Unrealistic To Live Your Life Within Such Strict Parameters.

Do I Exaggerate? Boy, Do I, And I'd Do It More If I Could Get Away With It.

I Cry All The Time When I Watch 'glee' Because I Don't Know If It's Satire Or Melodrama And That Makes Me Feel Like The Writing Is Aware Of Itself, And That Makes It Ok To Cry.

It Hardly Seemed Fair, Because, Unlike A Horse Or A Seeing Eye Dog, The Whole Glory Of Being A Bird Is That Nobody Would Ever Put You To Work.