He Looks Like Something That

He's The Only Man I Know Of Who Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

North Dakota State. What Do You Have To Do There To Graduate? Milk A Cow With Your Left Hand?

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.