He Never Does A Proper

Patriotism Is A Pernicious, Psychopathic Form Of Idiocy.

When Two People Are Under The Influence Of The Most Violent, Most Insane, Most Delusive, And Most Transient Of Passions, They Are Required To Swear That They Will Remain In That Excited, Abnormal, And Exhausting Condition Continuously Until Death Do Them Part.

You Don't Get Tired Of Muffins, But You Don't Find Inspiration In Them.

The Surest Way To Ruin A Man Who Doesn't Know How To Handle Money Is To Give Him Some.

Our Necessities Are Few, But Our Wants Are Endless.