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I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Think You Were Trying To Get Me Drunk," I Said To Ranger. "not Drunk," Ranger Said. "just Relaxed And Naked.

I Have Bad Car Juju." -stephanie Plum

Is There Anything Else You Need From Me?" Ranger Asked. "not Right Now." "there Will Come A Time," Ranger Said. "let Me Know When." And He Disconnected. I Opened The Freezer And Stuck My Head In To Cool Off. If There'd Been Any More Innuendo In That Conversation, I Could Have Fried An Egg On My Forehead.

I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.