He Was So Learned That

When You're Testing To See How Deep Water Is, Never Use Two Feet.

No Employment Can Be Managed Without Arithmetic, No Mechanical Invention Without Geometry.

Some Make Conscience Of Wearing A Hat In The Church, Who Make None Of Robbing The Altar.

I Have Never Seen The Philosopher's Stone That Turns Lead Into Gold, But I Have Known The Pursuit Of It Turn A Man's Gold Into Lead.

God Helps Them That Help Themselves.