He Was So Narrow Minded

I Still Believe In Hope - Mostly Because There's No Such Place As Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

It's All Very Well To Run Around Saying Regulation Is Bad, Get The Government Off Our Backs, Etc. Of Course Our Lives Are Regulated. When You Come To A Stop Sign, You Stop; If You Want To Go Fishing, You Get A License; If You Want To Shoot Ducks, You Can Shoot Only Three Ducks. The Alternative Is Dead Bodies At The Intersections, No Fish And No Ducks. Ok?

I Often Plagiarize From Myself. I Like To Think Of This As Ecological Journalism: I Recycle.

During A Recent Panel On The Numerous Failures Of American Journalism, I Proposed That Almost All Stories About Government Should Begin: “look Out! They're About To Smack You Around Again!