He Who Laughs.....lasts.

How Come Anything You Buy Will Go On Sale Next Week?

For Some Of Us, Watching A Miniseries That Lasts Longer Than Most Marriages Is Not Easy.

... It's Simply Wrong To Always Order [kids] To Stop That Fighting. There Are Times When One Child Is Simply Defending His Rights And Damned Well Should Be Fighting.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.