He Who Laughs Most, Learns

In Britain, Girls Seem To Be Either Bright Or Attractive. In America, That's Not The Case. They're Both.

It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor

All Right, But Apart From The Sanitation, Medicine, Education, Wine, Public Order, Irrigation, Roads, The Fresh Water System And Public Health, What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.