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Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.
-George Carlin
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Heart Disease Has Changed My
George Carlin
Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.
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