Heaven Forbids, It Is True,

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

Everything That's Prose Isn't Verse And Everything That Isn't Verse Is Prose. Now You See What It Is To Be A Scholar!

There's Nothing People Can't Contrive To Praise Or Condemn And Find Justification For Doing So, According To Their Age And Their Inclinations.

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.

Ah, There Are No Children Nowadays.