Hello, Freaky Peoples!

They Were Almond Cookies, Although They Could Have Been Made Of Spinach And Shoes For All I Cared. I Ate Eleven Of Them, Right In A Row. It Is Rude To Take The Last Cookie.

Grammar Is The Greatest Joy In Life, Don't You Find?

Make Sure You Have Your Own Mask On, Before Helping Others With Theirs.

This Is My Knife. It Is Very Sharp And Very Eager To Hurt You.

One Has To Adopt A Sort Of Zen Calm, In Which You Know You Wrote The Best Book That You Could At The Time.