Here We Have A Saying:

Marriage Is The Most Advanced Form Of Warfare In The Modern World.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

The Better Class Of Briton Likes To Send His Children Away To School Until They're Old And Intelligent Enough To Come Home Again. Then They're Too Old And Intelligent To Want To.

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.