He's So Ugly. When You

Out Of What... A Thousand?

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

I Like Playing On This Team. We Actually Been Doin' Real Good. Got A Different Mix Here. Most Important Thing Is You Gotta Keep Pickin' Up In Paces. That's Why We're Playing Contentious Play. We Got Top Names, Guys Can Still Hit In The Majors, Guys Been Out Of The Game Hittin' The Ball, Shockin' It. Don't Have No Old, Old Guys. Not Sayin' They Don't Get A Good Job Done. Fact Is, They've Been Vice Versa. So That's Incentive Right There. It's Been A Plus.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.