Hey, Did Somebody Step On

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It In The First Place.