Hey, I'm A Human Being

I Was Doing Stand Up Comedy When I Was 11, That's How I Got Started; Not Because I Wanted To Do Comedy, But Because We Were Broke, Living In Echo Park In Downtown Los Angeles, From 1986, I Saw The Rodney King Riots; My Parents Didn't Really Work. But I Wanted A New Backpack, That's How I Got Into This Business - I Wanted A New Backpack.

And Yeah, My Handicap Was Down To A 10 When We Were At The Thick Of It. I Trained For Six Or Seven Months, Golfing Every Day For Six Hours, Seven Days A Week, With Eight Trainers. It Was Intense.

Have You Ever Noticed How Most Critics Disagree With The Public? That Should Tell You A Lot About Critics.

The Hardest Thing In Acting Is Going From Child Actor To Adult Actor. It's Taken Me A Long Time.

I Have A Hard Time With Free Time.