Hey! Leave The Door Open

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have When You Work Your Way To The Top.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.