Hey. Sometimes To Conclusions.

I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who Dream Up Some Of These Concepts Are Either Geniuses, Or Totally Stoned.

Nobody With An Iq Higher Than Emergency-room Temperature Could Ever Believe That 'death Panels' Would Be Appointed To Nudge The Elderly Toward Euthanasia. Yet For Idle Entertainment, It's Hard To Beat Sarah Palin's Ignorant Nattering On The Subject.

That Dreadful Alligator Attack In Orlando Would Never Have Happened If Disney Had Put Up Real Warning Signs, Like Other Florida Resorts Do. But Wild Alligators Don't Fit The Disney Image, So They Were No Proper Warnings, And A Child Died For No Reason.

Roy Remembered The Time He And His Father Had A Talk About Fighting. 'it's Important To Stand Up For What's Right,' Mr. Eberhardt Had Said, 'but Sometimes There's A Fine Line Between Courage And Stupidity.

I Never Laugh Or Smile When I Am Writing. When I Come Home For Lunch After Writing All Morning, My Wife Says I Look Like I Just Came Home From A Funeral. This Is Not Bragging. This Is An Illness.