Hey, Vader, Keep Your Jedi

I Assure You He Died Screaming Like A Girl. (daimon) Oh, I Am So Offended By That. What Is The Deal With That Sexist Statement? I’m A Female And I Don’t Scream. But I’ve Killed Many A Male Daimon Who Did. (danger)

It Was A Typical Day Of Suckage And Blowage.’ (chris)

Cupid Is Anything But Cute. As For Handing Our Hearts, He’s More Likely To Rip Them Out. (julian) But He Can Make People Fall In Love. (selena) No. What He Offers Is An Illusion. No Power From Above Can Make One Human Love Another. Love Comes From Within The Heart. (julian)

His Guilt Is Why Acheron Went Out Of His Way To Make Sure That All Of You Had Servants And Pay For Your Work. The Dark-hunters Owe That Man Everything, And I Do Mean Everything. He Pays In Blood Every Time One Of You Wants To Go Free, And He Suffers Every Day So That You Can All Live Your Cushy Little Lives Of Wealth And Privilege.” … “and I Have To Say That Every Time One Of Your Turns On Him, It Seriously Pisses Me Off. Acheron Asks Nothing From Any Of You And That’s Exactly What He Receives.

I Need Some Starbucks. What About You? (cassandra) Always Game For Java. Give Me Ground-up Beans Or Give Me Death. (katra)