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The Easiest Job In The World Has To Be Coroner. Surgery On Dead People. What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen? If Everything Went Wrong, Maybe You'd Get A Pulse.

A New Poll Shows That Senator Kerry's Support In The South Is Strongest Amongst Blacks. Kerry's Appeal To Southern Blacks Is Obvious. He Is A White Man Who Lives Far, Far Away.

Drop The Veneer Periodically And Be Like "ok, I'm An Imperfect Human. Let's Try To Get Through This."

I Am Proof That Einstein's "e Equals M C Squared" Is Wrong. My Mass Has Increased, But My Energy Has Dropped.

To Me, Nature Always Appears More Unbalanced Than Gary Busey With A Clogged Eustachian Tube.