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I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

Of All Human Weakness Obsession Is The Most Dangerous. And The Silliest.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

Reality May Not Be The Best Of All Possible Worlds, But It's Still The Only Place Where You Can Get A Decent Steak.

When I Started Out, I Was A Television Writer, And We Wrote A Television Show That Was On Live Every Week. And You Didn't Have The Luxury Of Coming In And Waiting To Be Inspired. You Came In And You Had To Write. And You Wrote, Because It Was Going To Be Live On The Air. So I Can Do That.