History Is The Same Thing

Never Shoot Up In The Air When You're Standing Under It.

Every Hooker I Ever Speak To Tells Me That It Beats The Hell Out Of Waitressing.

No Matter What The Shrinks, Or The Pundits, Or The Self-help Books Tell You, When It Comes To Love, It's Luck.

My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou Done Lately?

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.