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Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

I Know Of No Sentence That Can Induce Such Immediate And Brazen Lying As The One That Begins, 'have You Read - .'

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.