Home Is Where You Hang

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.