Home Is Where You Hang

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.

A Great Man Is One Sentence.

A Woman Can Produce What No Man Can: A Child.

When A Man Can't Explain A Woman's Actions, The First Thing He Thinks Of Is The Condition Of Her Uterus.