Homer No Function Beer Well

A Woman Is Like Beer. They Look Good, They Smell Good, And You'd Step Over Your Own Mother Just To Get One!

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

My Standard Comment Is, If You Don't Want Your Kids To Be Like Bart Simpson, Don't Act Like Homer Simpson.

I Think When 'the Simpsons' First Came On, There Was An Uproar. People Got Used To It. They Realized The Show's Really Funny, It's Got A Heart, So I Think It's Pretty Safe.

The Writers Led By Mike Scully Are Fantastic. And They're Creating Original Stories That Not Only Don't Repeat What We've Already Done, They Also Don't Repeat Anything I've Seen On Television.