Honestly, The Only Way Garden

Sure, It Was Terrible And All, But You Have To Ask Yourself: If The Whole City Was Flooded, Why Couldn't They Just Swim To Safety?

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

After All Meat Is Meat. I Don't Understand Why So Many People Are Bithing About It. It's Very Healthy And Contains Lots Of Vitamins

It Used To Be That You Came Out Of School, And You Got Married - Those Who Were Going To Get Married. But My Peers Are Getting Married In Their Early 30s, So Now There's Like This Extra 10 Years Of That Angst.

It's Funny When I Read The Tabloids And They're Reporting On Only A Fraction Of The Life I'm Leading.