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You Don't Have To Be Dowdy To Be A Christian.

I Wake Up Every Morning And I Wish I Were Dead, And So Does Jim.

There's A Verse In The Bible Says, 'in Everything Give Thanks, For This Is The Will Of God In Christ Jesus Concerning You.' And What Brings Me Peace Is The Scripture.

I Always Say Shopping Is Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist.

I Believe When I Leave This Earth Because I Love The Lord, I Am Going Straight To Heaven.