Hooray For Most Things!

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

If You Take Five White Guys And Put 'em With Five Black Guys, And Let 'em Hang Around Together For About A Month, And At The End Of The Month, You'll Notice That The White Guys Are Walking And Talking And Standing Like The Black Guys Do. You'll Never See The Black Guys Going, "oh, Golly! We Won The Big Game Today, Yes Sir!" But You'll See Guys With Red Hair Named Duffy Going, "what's Happenin'?"

I Believe Myself To Be A Worthwhile And Inventive Performer In My Own Right. [and] I Want To Be Known For What I Do Best.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.